Publications
A Matter of Time Black Warrior Review, November 26, 2023
Coyote Ugly Porter House Review, October 16, 2023 (nominated for Pushcart Prize)
As the Crow Flies Catamaran, Issue 39 Winter 2023
Costco Saturday Page & Spine Fiction Showcase December 2021, (out of print)
Africa Perspectives Magazine, page 19, December 2018
Steel Waters Run Deep & To be Continued … Nailpolish Stories, July 2016
I Came To TGI Fridays For Margaritas, Now I’m Gettin’ Hitched: Little Old Lady Comedy, February 4, 2025
Thanks to Quiet Quitting, I’m Poised to Win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry: Defenestration, February 5, 2025
Katie’s Korner—Affordable Versions of Your Favorite Goop Products: The Belladonna Comedy, January 21, 2025
How I Create Movie Sound Effects Using Food: Slackjaw, December 26, 2024
Apologies For Some Recent Disruptions To My ASMR Relaxation Soundscapes: Slackjaw, November 17, 2024
Become Medium Bear And Find Your Soulmate With My Foolproof Goldilocks Dating Strategy: Little Old Lady Comedy, November 12, 2024
How I Booked A Fly-Fishing Vacation In Montana While Completing eCheck-in For My Proctology Appointment: The Belladonna Comedy, October 24, 2024
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse: Slackjaw, October 2, 2024
Techniques From Veterinary Practice That Work Well With Human Patients: Suddenly, and Without Warning, August 28, 2024
After Graduating Top In My Class From Harvard Law, I Found My True Purpose: Mastering The Pan Flute: Slackjaw, August 13, 2024
Iconic Movies Reimagined In A World That Embraces Incontinence: The Belladonna Comedy, June 25, 2024
Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy Plumbers: Slackjaw, May 22, 2024
Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And Recognition: The Belladonna Comedy, February 27, 2024
After Five Years Of Neglect, A Shower Drain Unloads On Homeowner: Slackjaw, February 11, 2024
Beagle Serves Neighbor With A Letter Of Intent To Bark Disruptively: Slackjaw, December 2, 2023
Points in Case: Jokes
Two Insects that Rule the Night: Vine Leaves Press, 2025 Anthology, Forthcoming November 2025.
I Got My Smile From My Grandfather (Readers Write Short Nonfiction “Luxuries”): The Sun, Issue 588, December 2024.