Publications

A Matter of Time Black Warrior Review, November 26, 2023

Coyote Ugly Porter House Review, October 16, 2023 (nominated for Pushcart Prize)

As the Crow Flies Catamaran, Issue 39 Winter 2023

Costco Saturday Page & Spine Fiction Showcase December 2021, (out of print)

Africa Perspectives Magazine, page 19, December 2018

Steel Waters Run Deep & To be Continued … Nailpolish Stories, July 2016

I Came To TGI Fridays For Margaritas, Now I’m Gettin’ Hitched: Little Old Lady Comedy, February 4, 2025

Thanks to Quiet Quitting, I’m Poised to Win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry: Defenestration, February 5, 2025

Katie’s Korner—Affordable Versions of Your Favorite Goop Products: The Belladonna Comedy, January 21, 2025

How I Create Movie Sound Effects Using FoodSlackjaw, December 26, 2024

Apologies For Some Recent Disruptions To My ASMR Relaxation SoundscapesSlackjaw, November 17, 2024

Become Medium Bear And Find Your Soulmate With My Foolproof Goldilocks Dating StrategyLittle Old Lady Comedy, November 12, 2024

How I Booked A Fly-Fishing Vacation In Montana While Completing eCheck-in For My Proctology AppointmentThe Belladonna Comedy, October 24, 2024

A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia SteakhouseSlackjaw, October 2, 2024

Techniques From Veterinary Practice That Work Well With Human PatientsSuddenly, and Without Warning, August 28, 2024

After Graduating Top In My Class From Harvard Law, I Found My True Purpose: Mastering The Pan Flute:  Slackjaw, August 13, 2024

Iconic Movies Reimagined In A World That Embraces IncontinenceThe Belladonna Comedy, June 25, 2024

Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy PlumbersSlackjaw, May 22, 2024

Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And RecognitionThe Belladonna Comedy, February 27, 2024

After Five Years Of Neglect, A Shower Drain Unloads On HomeownerSlackjaw, February 11, 2024

Beagle Serves Neighbor With A Letter Of Intent To Bark DisruptivelySlackjaw, December 2, 2023

Points in Case: Jokes

Two Insects that Rule the Night: Vine Leaves Press, 2025 Anthology, Forthcoming November 2025.

I Got My Smile From My Grandfather (Readers Write Short Nonfiction “Luxuries”): The Sun, Issue 588, December 2024.